He: “Buy a Great Metal Ax of our Primeval Metallurgical Company!”
I: “Excuse me, but your ax is made of stone!”
He: “Buddy! It looks like you are behind the times!
Yes, our axes are made of stone. But scientists have found that Mineral is the same as Metal.
Stone is a mineral. Mineral is metal. Hence, our axes are metal!
We have a certificate for it.
I also suggest that you purchase the super reliable AAA shares of our Primeval Metallurgical Company!
This is the perfect investment!”
I: “Censored”
Ph.D. Natalia Petrovskaya, March 12, 2021
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